Stupid Sh*t

I have no words for how stupid this is. Perhaps you can help me out...

Stupid things YOU did in 2010

I have been watching you and I have a few complaints. Here is my short list of stupid things you did in 2010.

* Watched TITANIC on TBS.

* Said the word "jeggings" in context.

* Worn your slippers to the grocery store.

* Told a new mother that her baby's ridiculous name sounded "special."

* Thought to yourself, "That Joel Osteen seems to have some pretty sound ideas."

* Forwarded an e-mail about how Obama might not be a legal citizen of the United States.

* Eaten a McFlurry.

* Been concerned that you should have a larger television.

* Admired a Thomas Kinkaid print at Mardels.

* Considered purchasing "Pajama Jeans"

See if you can work a little harder on this in 2011. Thanks.

On Mardel...from Special K

"You know what I hate about Mardel. All the virgins. Old virgins make me nervous." -- Special K

(Just for the record, this is why the Drummer hates Mardel.)

The Wrong Movie

From time to time the Dada Drummer is forced to correct her fellow Americans when they incorrectly call a movie "good." I know this has come up here at the Memoirs before. Oscar season seems to intensify such episodes. So, once again, here is a partial list of stupid movies you may have made the mistake of liking.

I call the list, simply, "No. You're wrong. That's NOT a good movie."

STEP MOM
PEARL HARBOR
KING KONG (w/Jack Black)
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
FORREST GUMP
LITTLE WOMEN (w/Winona Ryder)
SCENT OF A WOMAN
AS GOOD AS IT GETS
THE PATRIOT
BRAVE HEART
HOOK
TITANIC


I provide this as a public service. You don't have to thank me. I'm just glad to help.

Not Good News For Me

Created by Oatmeal

Last name MESS, WHORE, or PORN?

I think I have found the worst name I will see in all of 2010. Is it too early to call it? No!

Ready?

TRANNIE

I am told by my kid (who actually KNOWS THIS PERSON) that it is pronounced TRAIN-EE.

No, sweetie. Sorry. It's TRAN-NEE. You know, as in "hott tranny mess," "big tranny whore," and "scary tranny porn."


Do you think Mama and Pappa settled on the name because they were old fashioned and didn't want to know if baby was a boy or girl....EVER!

Better than Dada

You know what's better than Dada.

Nothing.