More BLOGifts

This one is for MO because he's my favorite Law Professor and campaigner of justice. Plus he knows A LOT about drugs. Don't ask.

Season of Giving

According to the local Wal-Mart (where I refuse to shop), it is Christmas already. Whoopee Freakin' Doo. But I hate to disappoint the kids. So from now until Dec. 25, the Dada Drummer will be periodically giving out well-deserved Christmas "BLOGifts".

The first present goes out to Unexposed Granite. Why? Because he asked for it.

Here are your t-shirts. Both size large.Enjoy.

Tryndee Nayme Wednesday!

Fraternal twins (boy and girl), November 7

Mom is a former fashion modern and hard-drinking party girl turned hip urban mommy.
Dad is a bitter soap opera writer with an MFA in playwriting from Yale.

Brilliantness!

I went on a picnic and I brought...

Alistair Cooke
Bette Davis
Cartier Diamonds
Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. & Jr.
Esther Williams
Fat Albert
Great Expectations
Hooters Restaurant
the Indigo Girls
Julia Child
Katharine Hepburn
The L-Word 3rd Season DVD Pack
Marquis de Sade PJs
Nine Tails, cat of
Oscar de la Renta
Prince
Quincy Jones
Richard Dawkins
Sappho
Tales of the City DVD Collectors Edition
Unambiguous Sexuality
Virginia Woolfe
Warren, Leslie Ann
Xena, Warrior Princess
Yul Brenner
and Zero Mostel

Shall We Play a Game?

Who wants to play? Let's see how quickly we can get to Z. No one can go twice in a row. And let's use our brains, people! Endeavor to create patterns and themes. Go!

I went on a picnic and I brought...

Alastair Cooke

For S.D.

I went to Alaska and I brought...

a lesbian
a monkey
a noodle
The Octoroon
a pedophile
a queen
a racist
a sexist
a transvestite
an underwear model
a vasectomy scar
a watermelon
xenon
you!
a Z-pack
an androgynous boy
a ballistics text
chlamydia
a doctor
an eclair
the Frugal Gourmet
gonorrhea
Herodotus
an igloo
Justin Timberlake
and a kite

We have a WINNER!

Thank you GOBIAS for the disgustingly tryndee and well-researched entry:

Monastique Frances Willard Hefeweizen.

Cheers! The Dada Drummer is pleased! Your prize is a copy of Luther's "Small Catechism"--you can buy yourself one at http://www.augsburgfortress.com/. You're welcome.