Sparrow is a Girl's name!

I don' t know why everyone assumes the Dada Drummer would hate the name Sparrow James Midnight. It's classic. The only problem with Nicole Richie's baby name is that she got the gender confused. While Midnight is way masculine, Sparrow is clearly a girl's name. To help other tryndee namers out there looking to ride this style wave, the Dada Drummer offers this handy guide to Bird Names for the Modern Baby:

GIRLS

Chickadee

Dove

Falcon

Heron

Kestrel

Kiskadee

Rail

Sandpiper

Sparrow

Swan

Warbler

Wren

BOYS

Cormorant

Curlew

Eagle

Finch

Grebe

Gull

Osprey

Owl

Pelican

Peregrine

Plover

Quail

Willet

UNISEX

Albatross

Cardinal

Dodo

Dunlin

Hawk
Tern

Verdin

I'm not making this up

THIS JUST IN

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have named their new baby boy
Sparrow James Midnight Madden.

Which is weird because MY new baby is named
Pirate Richard Twilight Drummer.

Coincidence? I don't think so.