Monday, January 3, 2011

Stupid Sh*t

I have no words for how stupid this is. Perhaps you can help me out...

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Stupid things YOU did in 2010

I have been watching you and I have a few complaints. Here is my short list of stupid things you did in 2010.

* Watched TITANIC on TBS.

* Said the word "jeggings" in context.

* Worn your slippers to the grocery store.

* Told a new mother that her baby's ridiculous name sounded "special."

* Thought to yourself, "That Joel Osteen seems to have some pretty sound ideas."

* Forwarded an e-mail about how Obama might not be a legal citizen of the United States.

* Eaten a McFlurry.

* Been concerned that you should have a larger television.

* Admired a Thomas Kinkaid print at Mardels.

* Considered purchasing "Pajama Jeans"

See if you can work a little harder on this in 2011. Thanks.