I have no words for how stupid this is. Perhaps you can help me out...
Sunday, January 2, 2011
I have been watching you and I have a few complaints. Here is my short list of stupid things you did in 2010.
* Watched TITANIC on TBS.
* Said the word "jeggings" in context.
* Worn your slippers to the grocery store.
* Told a new mother that her baby's ridiculous name sounded "special."
* Thought to yourself, "That Joel Osteen seems to have some pretty sound ideas."
* Forwarded an e-mail about how Obama might not be a legal citizen of the United States.
* Eaten a McFlurry.
* Been concerned that you should have a larger television.
* Admired a Thomas Kinkaid print at Mardels.
* Considered purchasing "Pajama Jeans"
See if you can work a little harder on this in 2011. Thanks.