"You know what I hate about Mardel. All the virgins. Old virgins make me nervous." -- Special K(Just for the record, this is why the Drummer hates Mardel.)
Thursday, March 11, 2010
On Mardel...from Special K
"You know what I hate about Mardel. All the virgins. Old virgins make me nervous." -- Special K(Just for the record, this is why the Drummer hates Mardel.)
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
The Wrong Movie
From time to time the Dada Drummer is forced to correct her fellow Americans when they incorrectly call a movie "good." I know this has come up here at the Memoirs before. Oscar season seems to intensify such episodes. So, once again, here is a partial list of stupid movies you may have made the mistake of liking.
I call the list, simply, "No. You're wrong. That's NOT a good movie."
STEP MOM
PEARL HARBOR
KING KONG (w/Jack Black)
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
FORREST GUMP
LITTLE WOMEN (w/Winona Ryder)
SCENT OF A WOMAN
AS GOOD AS IT GETS
THE PATRIOT
BRAVE HEART
HOOK
TITANIC
I provide this as a public service. You don't have to thank me. I'm just glad to help.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Last name MESS, WHORE, or PORN?
I think I have found the worst name I will see in all of 2010. Is it too early to call it? No!
Ready?
TRANNIE
I am told by my kid (who actually KNOWS THIS PERSON) that it is pronounced TRAIN-EE.
No, sweetie. Sorry. It's TRAN-NEE. You know, as in "hott tranny mess," "big tranny whore," and "scary tranny porn."
Do you think Mama and Pappa settled on the name because they were old fashioned and didn't want to know if baby was a boy or girl....EVER!
Ready?
TRANNIE
I am told by my kid (who actually KNOWS THIS PERSON) that it is pronounced TRAIN-EE.
No, sweetie. Sorry. It's TRAN-NEE. You know, as in "hott tranny mess," "big tranny whore," and "scary tranny porn."
Do you think Mama and Pappa settled on the name because they were old fashioned and didn't want to know if baby was a boy or girl....EVER!
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