Having a baby girl? Congrats. But here are some basic rules you need to keep in mind...
Acceptable: Georgia
Unacceptable: Jorjah
Acceptable: Emily
Unacceptable: Imalee
Acceptable: Cassandra
Unacceptable: Kassidee
COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION:
Brenleigh
Brooklyn
Karmah
Rylee
Nevaeh
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St. Rose of Lima is a Christian martyr. And so is the Dada Drummer.
Sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
My welcome. Sort of.
I have a lot of ideas. And I'm not saying they are absolutely right, but I am pretty sure they're close.
But it is difficult to find a means of expression which is neither overtly belligerent nor explicitly cruel.
And that matters. Because, the other thing you need to know about me is that I am sweet. Damn sweet. So don't get your feelings hurt.
Just sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
But it is difficult to find a means of expression which is neither overtly belligerent nor explicitly cruel.
And that matters. Because, the other thing you need to know about me is that I am sweet. Damn sweet. So don't get your feelings hurt.
Just sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
2011 EDITION ** An Alaphabet of Dada Drummer Approved Names
August, Archie
Beatrice, Benedict
Cora, Clement
Delia, Duncan
Eloise, Eliot
Felicity, Frank
Gracie, George
Hazel, Henry
Iris, Ivan
Jane, Jasper
Kendra, Kemper
Lilly, Leo
Maisie,Magnus
Nora, Ned
Opal, Owen
Penelope, Peter
Quinn, Quinn
Rosabel, Rowan
Susannah, Saul
Thalia, Thelo
U, Ulysses
Vivienne, Victor
Willa, Walt
Xara, Xavier
Yasmin, Yoel
Zemmenah, Zeb
Beatrice, Benedict
Cora, Clement
Delia, Duncan
Eloise, Eliot
Felicity, Frank
Gracie, George
Hazel, Henry
Iris, Ivan
Jane, Jasper
Kendra, Kemper
Lilly, Leo
Maisie,Magnus
Nora, Ned
Opal, Owen
Penelope, Peter
Quinn, Quinn
Rosabel, Rowan
Susannah, Saul
Thalia, Thelo
U, Ulysses
Vivienne, Victor
Willa, Walt
Xara, Xavier
Yasmin, Yoel
Zemmenah, Zeb
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- I love Jesus. Jesus loves you. That means I should really find a way to love you all the time, without question. But, frankly, you keep doing stupid stuff. Hopefully this blog will help.
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Read These. They aren't stupid.
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Stupid Baby names
- Blakely
- Bree
- Braden
- Brooklyn
- Cadence
- Chandler
- Hayden
- Indiana
- Jaden
- Mackenzie
- Madison
- Paris
- Storm
- Trinity
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These sugary sweet names make me go into a diabetic coma! But believe it or not they are all REALLY being pitched on baby name websites! Which overly-frilly, girly, precious, dainty moniker is the most nauseating????
All of the following names have been given to innocent babies. Which is the worst? Whose parents should be arrested for cruel and unusual naming?
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St. Rose of Lima is a Christian martyr. And so is the Dada Drummer.
7 comments:
What if I want to name my baby girl Sandy, but want to spell it:
SanDeE* (that's a star at the end)
Is that OK?
GnN*oo!
(pronouced "no")
ok ok ok ok....
but I was born in New York and I love my city:
so what about Brook-Lin?
or, Brookle-In? Broo Klynn?
OOh! Oh! I know...
What if---you're Chinese...
would Bruke Li In work for you THEN?????????
Dear Shallow End:
Frankly, I would rather you named the girl Bronx.
I can't imagine an acceptable NYC themed name. We will have to put out a call to the faithful Drummers to see if they can solve this!
-dada
For a list and commenraty of bad baby names, have you ever seen this site: http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html
It makes me laugh so hard that I have to remember never to eat or drink while reading it.
Ahh! Yes! I have seen it. Totally brilliant. It's criminal that I didn't post the link before.Criminal!!!
Thanks!!
My daughter went to school with a little girl by the name of Genesis. Ok, I get the bible connection, but I couldn't not look at her and think of Phil Collins! Pool Dear.
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