Bad Dog!

I guess is natural that stupid baby names trickle down to become stupid dog names. My neighbor, who I really like a lot, has a new puppy. Unfortunately, she has given the dog a tragically tryndee stupid name

"Cadie"

Come on! This is a pure bred black lab. She has taste. Give her a REAL name. Something with real letters in a reasonable order. This pup deserves more dignity than "Cadie."

You know what, I would actually accept the horrendous baby name "Cadence" as a dog hame. Nouns as dog names is perfectly acceptable. She could then call the dog Cadie in emergency situations.


What are some other awful baby names that are acceptable for dogs?