The Dada Drummer hates to be out "cooled" by the likes of lawyers and grad students. Therefore, I declare that hump day shall from tomorrow forward be known as Tryndee Nayme Wednesday.
Here's the plan: I'll provide you with a gender and a profile of baby's parents. You invent the hippest, trendiest, hottttest name you can. And no need to worry about counting syllables or finding witty rhymes!
Ready? Here's your first project.
Baby Girl October 17
Mom loves small firearms and target shooting. Dad operates a successul car dealership. Both are GOP fund raisers by night.
Now show me what you got!
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Lexus-Kate Reagan
Uzi Opel Nixon
First off, do we make up the last name? I'll assume the last name is Ponce.
Secondly, you've long-since been out-cooled by grad students:
Taurus Magnum Ponce
9mm F250 Ponce
Tech-Nyne Aerostar Ponce
Condeleeza Alexis Durr.
Toyota Derringer Chaney.
It actually has a certain "ring" to it.
ashley croft...ash for short
Ford Reagan Ford
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