Wake the kids! It's time for this week's installment of the Dada Drummer's New and Improved Winter/Spring 2008 Tryndee Nayme "Boggle Factor" Gayme 2.0!!!!
The Set Up:
When a freak CNN live-feed satellite truck accidently claims the lives of Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama, Hillary and Barack turn to each other for emotional support. What starts as friendship ends in romance and eventually produces a love child prophesied to be the One to unite the Democrats. Name That Baby!
(Rules of the Game: You must use all the letters in the names Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to generate a new, and preferable tryndee, name for their tiny presidential hopeful. Entries will be accepted for one week.)
The Set Up:
When a freak CNN live-feed satellite truck accidently claims the lives of Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama, Hillary and Barack turn to each other for emotional support. What starts as friendship ends in romance and eventually produces a love child prophesied to be the One to unite the Democrats. Name That Baby!
(Rules of the Game: You must use all the letters in the names Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to generate a new, and preferable tryndee, name for their tiny presidential hopeful. Entries will be accepted for one week.)
15 comments:
So not Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama?
Right. The Dada Drummer thinks people with three names are pretentious.
Thanks for the clarification. I couldn't agree more.
Larry Chicklit La Bamba A Nono
In the interest of democracy, I offer two choices to the expectant couple describing their hedonistic relationship:
Kym Bacchanal Antilabor Lior
or
Bacchanal "Liborrty Ok" Animal
Blanch Cabala Kimono? Try Liar.
I like the mix of cultures found here. She's a Cabala (with a fun spelling) practicing southern belle with an asian flare...But really...a daughter of politics.
Brock Ayatollah Criminal Ban
I think it speaks for itself. They would name their kid, "Brock."
Mark Anthony Biblical Rio
(no way to incorporate 25 letters in one name!)
Rachal Karin Naombono
It adds for abit of the flare that comes from this dynamite political couple. Naombono is Swahili for Gifted tongue.
And so their little darling would show when debating at Harvard. Rachal makes he sound sophistcated, a good strong name.
Taken from the Hebrew Rachel.
And finally Karin is a disembiguation of Karen, and is what she is commonly known by at home and by friends.
Martonyk Blahbla-Icon Abari
"Cal" Hablan Brain Morality
Cal = appeals to that pivotal west coast state
Hablan - Spanish for "They speak..."
Brain - Appeals to those who want to believe their candidiate is smart but has no criteria for such an assessment
Morality - a meaningless word they made up with the remaining letters.
graham - I thought your mom's name was Swahili for "gifted tongue"
Here's my own invention!
Lacy-Lark B. National Moirbach
This CHOSEN ONE girl-child goes by her Southern feminine hyphenated moniker "Lacy-Lark" or "LL." The "B. National" is a nod to her parents' desire to pass down their legacy of patriotism and national service. "Moirbach", as you probably know, is Welsh for Messiah.
Oh, sure, I knew that. But do the Welsh? (Somebody's been watching too much Torchwood.)
Chinny Llama Broak Cliobatra
Lorry Cohabit Banana MacKill.
Sadly, I must disqualify myself. Today, I tearfully acknowledge my use of a PEP -- performance- enhancing program. In suspending my campaign, I urge all of you to continue to fight for the right to engage in offspring naming abuse. Can we do it? Yes, we can!
In closing my friends, let my mistake serve as a cautionary tale. Always remember that your children, too, could end up named for a 16-wheeled, vaguely disreputable piece of presumably Scottish fruit if you engage in such behavior.
God bless America!
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