- Place: An American living room.
Time: Now
The TV is on. "Dancing with the Stars" has just gone to commercial.
SPECIAL K: Wow. That was a great pasodoble!
DADA DRUMMER: I guess.
SPECIAL K: Come on. He's good.
DADA DRUMMER: The jackass was wearing a rosary around his neck.
SPECIAL K: It's a prop.
DADA DRUMMER: Well, it's not a necklace.
SPECIAL K: Then why is it shaped like one?
DADA DRUMMER: It's shaped like a circle. Like God.
SPECIAL K: Crap!! I thought God was a triangle.
DADA DRUMMER: God is a triangle inscribed within a circle.
SPECIAL K: That Russian dancer is freaking hot.
[Black out]
Monday, April 7, 2008
"Chatter with Special K"
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7 comments:
This is awesome. There's even a level of surreal to the conversation happening at all. Can you imagine Special K saying "That was a great pasadoble" five years ago?
I'm expecting Special K in my dance class tonight with some Flatley-esque moves goin' on. I'll bring the Celtic body paint.
Dearest Dancin' Dolan --
We both know Special K would enjoy the body paint a little too much.
--D.D.
That's awesome. I can't wait to have those dance/theology conversations with my offspring someday.
Ooooo, Cach. Special K is NOT my child!! :) I don't know if that makes the story more or less awesome!!!
It's awesome that he thought K was a child!
Well, with Special K's teenage-like flair for the double entendre, I could understand the confusion. :)
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