I love Jesus. Jesus loves you. That means I should really find a way to love you all the time, without question. But, frankly, you keep doing stupid stuff. Hopefully this blog will help.
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These sugary sweet names make me go into a diabetic coma! But believe it or not they are all REALLY being pitched on baby name websites! Which overly-frilly, girly, precious, dainty moniker is the most nauseating????
3 comments:
I just call him "Hunky Boy".
Hope the "friends of ours" in NOLA are all OK.
Guess Who
(President of the TWA)
Who is that!? I think I was President!!
I dearly remember TWA. And the slogan on our cards:
"Congratulations! You have just been watched and appreciated by a member of TWA."
I'm just president of the NoVa chapter. I bow to the International Grand Poobah, DTB.
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