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Saturday, September 27, 2008
Family
Sadly, being related to the Dada Drummer does not make one immune from bad baby name taste. I must report to you that the newest member of my extended family was born yesterday (yeah!) and given the unapproved name KHLOE (booo).
I love Jesus. Jesus loves you. That means I should really find a way to love you all the time, without question. But, frankly, you keep doing stupid stuff. Hopefully this blog will help.
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These sugary sweet names make me go into a diabetic coma! But believe it or not they are all REALLY being pitched on baby name websites! Which overly-frilly, girly, precious, dainty moniker is the most nauseating????
5 comments:
Hmm...
Does this family member hold a grudge against you? :)
Wow. So close... and yet so far.
My newest niece was born 3 days ago, and was given the name Irelyn.
I'm appalled and ashamed. It's a good thing she'll probably be relatively attractive.
Yes! I reside in the Woodway area! I live on Shadowcrest...is that near where you are? :]
That's just unfortunate.
Dolanmama
Though you sow, you too shall weep.
Hardly seems fair, does it?
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