I went to Alaska and I brought...
a lesbian
a monkey
a noodle
The Octoroon
a pedophile
a queen
a racist
a sexist
a transvestite
an underwear model
a vasectomy scar
a watermelon
xenon
you!
a Z-pack
an androgynous boy
a ballistics text
chlamydia
a doctor
an eclair
the Frugal Gourmet
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Herodotus
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Justin Timberlake
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St. Rose of Lima is a Christian martyr. And so is the Dada Drummer.
Sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
My welcome. Sort of.
I have a lot of ideas. And I'm not saying they are absolutely right, but I am pretty sure they're close.
But it is difficult to find a means of expression which is neither overtly belligerent nor explicitly cruel.
And that matters. Because, the other thing you need to know about me is that I am sweet. Damn sweet. So don't get your feelings hurt.
Just sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
But it is difficult to find a means of expression which is neither overtly belligerent nor explicitly cruel.
And that matters. Because, the other thing you need to know about me is that I am sweet. Damn sweet. So don't get your feelings hurt.
Just sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
2011 EDITION ** An Alaphabet of Dada Drummer Approved Names
August, Archie
Beatrice, Benedict
Cora, Clement
Delia, Duncan
Eloise, Eliot
Felicity, Frank
Gracie, George
Hazel, Henry
Iris, Ivan
Jane, Jasper
Kendra, Kemper
Lilly, Leo
Maisie,Magnus
Nora, Ned
Opal, Owen
Penelope, Peter
Quinn, Quinn
Rosabel, Rowan
Susannah, Saul
Thalia, Thelo
U, Ulysses
Vivienne, Victor
Willa, Walt
Xara, Xavier
Yasmin, Yoel
Zemmenah, Zeb
Beatrice, Benedict
Cora, Clement
Delia, Duncan
Eloise, Eliot
Felicity, Frank
Gracie, George
Hazel, Henry
Iris, Ivan
Jane, Jasper
Kendra, Kemper
Lilly, Leo
Maisie,Magnus
Nora, Ned
Opal, Owen
Penelope, Peter
Quinn, Quinn
Rosabel, Rowan
Susannah, Saul
Thalia, Thelo
U, Ulysses
Vivienne, Victor
Willa, Walt
Xara, Xavier
Yasmin, Yoel
Zemmenah, Zeb
- The Dada Drummer
- I love Jesus. Jesus loves you. That means I should really find a way to love you all the time, without question. But, frankly, you keep doing stupid stuff. Hopefully this blog will help.
The Dada Drummer Can Count
Read These. They aren't stupid.
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Stupid Baby names
- Blakely
- Bree
- Braden
- Brooklyn
- Cadence
- Chandler
- Hayden
- Indiana
- Jaden
- Mackenzie
- Madison
- Paris
- Storm
- Trinity
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These sugary sweet names make me go into a diabetic coma! But believe it or not they are all REALLY being pitched on baby name websites! Which overly-frilly, girly, precious, dainty moniker is the most nauseating????
All of the following names have been given to innocent babies. Which is the worst? Whose parents should be arrested for cruel and unusual naming?
Christian Martyr
St. Rose of Lima is a Christian martyr. And so is the Dada Drummer.
2 comments:
Where's the Q? (I take a lesbian wherever I go.)
How could I have forgotten the Queen? Thanks L!
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