Fraternal twins (boy and girl), November 7
Mom is a former fashion modern and hard-drinking party girl turned hip urban mommy.
Dad is a bitter soap opera writer with an MFA in playwriting from Yale.
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St. Rose of Lima is a Christian martyr. And so is the Dada Drummer.
Sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
My welcome. Sort of.
I have a lot of ideas. And I'm not saying they are absolutely right, but I am pretty sure they're close.
But it is difficult to find a means of expression which is neither overtly belligerent nor explicitly cruel.
And that matters. Because, the other thing you need to know about me is that I am sweet. Damn sweet. So don't get your feelings hurt.
Just sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
But it is difficult to find a means of expression which is neither overtly belligerent nor explicitly cruel.
And that matters. Because, the other thing you need to know about me is that I am sweet. Damn sweet. So don't get your feelings hurt.
Just sit down. Shut up. And listen. This is for your own good.
2011 EDITION ** An Alaphabet of Dada Drummer Approved Names
August, Archie
Beatrice, Benedict
Cora, Clement
Delia, Duncan
Eloise, Eliot
Felicity, Frank
Gracie, George
Hazel, Henry
Iris, Ivan
Jane, Jasper
Kendra, Kemper
Lilly, Leo
Maisie,Magnus
Nora, Ned
Opal, Owen
Penelope, Peter
Quinn, Quinn
Rosabel, Rowan
Susannah, Saul
Thalia, Thelo
U, Ulysses
Vivienne, Victor
Willa, Walt
Xara, Xavier
Yasmin, Yoel
Zemmenah, Zeb
Beatrice, Benedict
Cora, Clement
Delia, Duncan
Eloise, Eliot
Felicity, Frank
Gracie, George
Hazel, Henry
Iris, Ivan
Jane, Jasper
Kendra, Kemper
Lilly, Leo
Maisie,Magnus
Nora, Ned
Opal, Owen
Penelope, Peter
Quinn, Quinn
Rosabel, Rowan
Susannah, Saul
Thalia, Thelo
U, Ulysses
Vivienne, Victor
Willa, Walt
Xara, Xavier
Yasmin, Yoel
Zemmenah, Zeb
- The Dada Drummer
- I love Jesus. Jesus loves you. That means I should really find a way to love you all the time, without question. But, frankly, you keep doing stupid stuff. Hopefully this blog will help.
The Dada Drummer Can Count
Read These. They aren't stupid.
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Stupid Baby names
- Blakely
- Bree
- Braden
- Brooklyn
- Cadence
- Chandler
- Hayden
- Indiana
- Jaden
- Mackenzie
- Madison
- Paris
- Storm
- Trinity
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These sugary sweet names make me go into a diabetic coma! But believe it or not they are all REALLY being pitched on baby name websites! Which overly-frilly, girly, precious, dainty moniker is the most nauseating????
All of the following names have been given to innocent babies. Which is the worst? Whose parents should be arrested for cruel and unusual naming?
Christian Martyr
St. Rose of Lima is a Christian martyr. And so is the Dada Drummer.
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Gimme & Ever Moore
Twiggee and Tennessy (single monikers, natch -- no surname necessary)
Can I play my own game???
Margarita Kadence Karan
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Menander Brock Brick
Buck (girl) and Cletus (boy)
Buck: an homage to mom's favorite men's shoe, gets bonus points for being gender ambiguous. Double bonus points for built-in nickname Buck Nekkid. Psychoanalysis is a tax write-off, so name almost pays for itself. Makes bearer eligible for Native-American minority status, hello financial aid!
Cletus: a throwback to dad's preteen years, spent watching Dukes of Hazzard. Yes, he is so ashamed. Style points for "Elvis"- sounding name. Chicks dig it. Will probably do a little time, either juvie or rehab. Doesn't really matter, will eventually land a gig as Oprah's style guru. Loves safety orange and the smell of gasoline.
Edie and Mamet Dynasty.
Yasmine Maggie DuBois
Kevin Brick Kowalski
Will that do?
Brandy Alexandra and Dusty Rhodes
Meaghaen Shenandoah and Hanson (Handsome) Albee Dan
Tweed Aloisius(for the girl)
Barnaby Conchord( For the boy)
Dallas Austin (girl) and Phoenix Tuscon (boy)
City names are SO in.
Johnythyn Karan Edwards
Sanguine Howell III
Hellon Girly Brown and General Hoss Pital
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