First of all, I must report my relief that no one has yet selected "Jesus Take the Wheel" as their life lyrics in the poll. That's a truly terrifying song. Truly.
But I am here to nudge you all to go ahead and vote before that poll closes. Voting in blog polls is a sacred act and your duty as God-fearing Americans. I mean seriously people.
Think about it: If you don't vote on my blog polls, the terrorists have already won.
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(Earlier post deleted because I don't always tipe so good.)
I take my patriotism neat, with a jingoism chaser.
And that's why I have to say that life ain't like a box of chocolates and I'm walkin' here. 'Cuz I want no confusion as to where I stand -- lyrically or cinematically.
And if that somehow breaches the sacred seal of online poll anonymity or simply endangers national security, well, it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Because I'm a patriot, dadgummit.
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