Bad Advice on the Internet

The internet is just chock full of people with advice and opinions about baby names. In some cases those opinions are coming from refreshing and enlightened minds (see e.g. "The Dada Drummer"). Most of the time, however, these people are just idiots. I call your attention to this gem of a list from a site called "Mom Recommended." Three names on this list are acceptable. Two are marginal. The rest should be burned.

"Creative Spelling and Unique Baby Boy Names"

"Many parents are looking for a creative way to spell their favorite baby name or a unique name for their baby that will help them stand out as an individual. Our list includes both unique names and popular names with a spelling twist."

Anderson
Andon
Andrue
Arland
Ayden
Avian
Bennett
Bergen
Braeden
Bradyn
Brayden
Braxton
Braylen
Braylon
Brenton
Brock
Cabe
Caiden
Cayden
Dereck
Cadine
Caiden
Camrin
Cayden
Colson
Coy
Devlyn
Dustyn
Ellis
Ethyn
Eyzik
Gerrit
Giordano
Jarrett
Jaxx
Jaydin
Jaydon
Jerald
Jerik
Justis
Kaden
Kaiden
Kameren
Karsten
Kefir
Keltyn
Khaner
Kolten
Korbin
Kyler
Martini
Maxemillian
Mazelin
Phenix
Pierson
Raifton
Rian
Ryon
Sanders
Storm
Torin
Trennen
Treyton
Treux
Trystan
Tymbur
Xander
Zacharie
Zackary
Zander"