Baby Girl December 5
It's time for our Celebrity Edition of the game, friends! This week's lucky young maiden is America's Mother of the Year--BRITNEY SPEARS! According to Entertainment Tonight and other reputable media outlets, our favorite Louisiana Trailer Trash is pregnant again. Dad's identity? Some one less famous! Let's help young Ms. Spears with some helpful Baby Name suggestions. She's looking for a classy and unique three part name--something that expresses old fashioned femininity but also has a rock and roll edge. Go!
8 comments:
For the Boy
Bordeaux Seager Joan Spears
You see, Bordeaux, reminds her of the back door bayou. Times spent sipping on rum and some other mardi gras concoction, whilst dancing on her daddy's knee, while said aforementioned father skinned himself a croc.
Seager, comes from Bob Seager, mainly she doesn't care so much for his songs, but Prince sounds too weak for the Boy, and she is particularly fond, of watching Tom Cruise dance about in his Knickers. What was that Movie, Risky buisness?
Joan- Is the poor boy's saint's name when he is confirmed. You see his mother made him pick it out, despite the Priest's eservations, because she saidthat to sho her french roots, he must have a french boy's name. and well Joan (pronounced John) is the best.
And spears..Well, that is easy.
The girl is
Acarie Heroin Spears
Acarie, because it reminds her of home, and crawdad head sippin' fun. Also sounds remotely Christian, like the Crusader state of Acre.
Heroin- Because as a Rockstar, she knows that boys can fall for Heroin, plus, a Heroine and some how thinks that both of the words are the same.
She will not be conformed in the church, rather she will leave this one out to be plucked at by the demons, so she can carry on "Mommy's Legacy."
Playto Madonaa Bumcake
(It sounds like the Dad is a Philosophy Professor. Not at Baylor, of course. I'm guessing his last name is "Bumcake.")
For a boy:
William Jefferson Clinton, Jr.
Upyers Kay Fed Spears
Jethro Bodine Spears
Underwayr Waystline Spears.
Unisex name. Both are things that Britney hasn't seen in awhile, but spelled...trendier.
I was thinking of names for Iplaw s new baby.
I can only tell you the names I picked if Spencer had been a girl.
Oona. Or you can spell is Oonaugh. I like this name. It was Eugene O'neil's daughter's name, who married Charlie Chaplin.
My other choice was Hadley. Not many famous Hadleys, except Ernest Hemingway's third wife.
SO there you have it. Oona Hadley I
Or, Hadley Oona
I am sure you will hate these names. But then, I have a dog named AMY.
Necrotizing Facsiitis Spears.
It's probably what she caught, besides getting pregnant.
Sorry, I've been working a lot.
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