The Drummer's friend Director Whit sent me a story about New Zealand laws designed to prevent parents from giving baby names that would cause offense to a reasonable person. I am now running for Senate so that I can introduce similar legislation. Of course, I plan to give myself sole power for deciding what is reasonable.
Examples of offensive names that would become illegal under the Dada Drummer Non-Stupid Names Act (nicknamed "Nevaeh's Law") include:
Asher
Braden
Bree
Chandler
Clove
Jadan
Jaxxon
Lyric
Poet
Mace
What am I forgetting??
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3 comments:
CanNOT believe you forgot
Nevaeh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are SO right.
Let's call it the Nevaeh Act!
Or we could send out Nevaeh Alerts when we learn of illegal naming!
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Beelzebub -- and any first name which, when combined with the family name, yields a pun, tasteless or not.
So both Uran Angel and Ima Hogg are out.
Oh, and Winston and Clementine should be outlawed for bulldogs. The Churchills and the pooches both deserve better.
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