During the Parade of Nations:
BOB COSTA: "...Micronesia, a nation of 17,000 islands...."
SPECIAL K: How many did he just say?
DADA DRUMMER: He said 17,000 islands.
SPECIAL K: Bullshit!
DADA DRUMMER: That's the most ridiculous thing you've every said.
SPECIAL K: Maybe so, but come on, what are they counting as an island?
And this, gentle readers, is the man who wants to teach geography to school children. God bless America!
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I'm totally siding with Special K on this one.
They're probably counting atolls.
And polluted McDonald's lids passing by their shores...
I wish I lived next door to Special K.
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